What if Coke Saved the Planet?

Funny thought just now.

Considering how Copyright laws are so strictly enforced and multinational corporations the size of Coca-Cola & Company have such control over our current government, I figured out how Coke could save the world with a single piece of paper.

How you ask?

File for Trademark Damages.

Coke has trademarked a family of Polar Bears, motion captured from living Bears in captivity, for use during the holidays.

If Polar Bears go extinct as many scientists are fearing, Coke can sue the EPA and the US Government for damaging it’s Trademark by not protecting the Bears existence enough to maintain Coke’s Trademark’s viability.

Yeah. That’s actual legal speak. “Trademark viability.” If Coke threatened to sue George W. Bush for $58,000,000,000 you’d see some traction on the Kyoto Protocol.

I’d have a Coke and smile.




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